This is exactly how my Nana's recipe reads; I only added line breaks. It must be read in that pretentious poet voice; you know the one I mean. A hint of resentment and aggression in the consonants, especially when pronoucing "broiled," would help.
Cheese Bits, Broiled
Cut tiny rounds of
Pepperidge Farm bread. Place
paper-thin small white onions on top of
Mix equal parts of
mayonnaise and grated Parmesan,
spread on top, and
broil until brown.